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Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong
will go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the
one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a
procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for,
will promptly develop.
Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.